{"id":429,"date":"2022-04-13T16:28:41","date_gmt":"2022-04-13T23:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/?p=429"},"modified":"2022-04-13T16:28:41","modified_gmt":"2022-04-13T23:28:41","slug":"the-satanic-temple-continues-to-lose-slapp-case-against-four-former-members","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/?p=429","title":{"rendered":"The Satanic Temple continues to lose SLAPP case against four former members"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Federal court on Tuesday reaffirmed its 2021 decision dismissing TST&#8217;s accusations of cyberpiracy and defamation<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/storage.courtlistener.com\/recap\/gov.uscourts.wawd.285026\/gov.uscourts.wawd.285026.30.0_5.pdf\">Order on Motion for Reconsideration \u2014 Document #30<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We love a judge telling The Satanic Temple to get fucked, especially when it\u2019s TST suing us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.tumblr.com\/post\/681379183170142208\/good-news\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">This is a piece of good news<\/a> that we knew was coming for a while, but is still gratifying to see the court&#8217;s decision in writing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The vast majority of The Satanic Temple&#8217;s SLAPP suit against us consists of the Temple trying to claim damages then refuse to prove they actually happened, while also invoking laws and rules and trying to get them to mean the opposite of how they&#8217;ve been understood for decades.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Luckily for us, The Satanic Temple is as incompetent as they are malicious.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Building a whole religion out of making money for a failed cargo cult messiah, a dipshit eugenicist &amp; their roadies necessarily means there&#8217;s going to be a lot of corners cut along the way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So it&#8217;s unsurprising when The Satanic Temple&#8217;s arguments fail with any level of scrutiny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s just as unsurprising that they keep groping around hoping that they can just fail upwards and bank on the court&#8217;s sense of object permanence miraculously suspending itself, just because that&#8217;s how they sucker donations out of the general public everywhere else<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, you <em>can&#8217;t<\/em> strongarm the court into letting you carve out your own backdoor blasphemy laws by suing whoever criticizes you too loudly<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, getting to customize your own URLs on someone else&#8217;s website is <em>not<\/em> the same thing as having your own domain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Guess they don&#8217;t teach that stuff <a href=\"https:\/\/href.li\/?https:\/\/www.thecrimson.com\/article\/2014\/5\/16\/black-mass-religious-political\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">at Harvard<\/a>.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unfortunately, sycophants of The Satanic Temple will likely not stop and say, &#8220;Has TST been lying to us and misrepresenting their suit against four former members for two years?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They&#8217;ll say, &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1514321090956324864\">It&#8217;s the judge who is wrong<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But again, never take our word for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just <a href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/17042463\/30\/united-federation-of-churches-llc-v-johnson\/\">read for yourself<\/a> and see what your reaction is <em>before<\/em> you check in with someone who will tell you to ignore your own lying eyes, mind, and emotions:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/FQLfXE8VcAMVzwD?format=jpg&amp;name=medium\" alt=\"The court agrees with Defendants that TST\u2019s novel argument that Facebook\nshould be considered a \u201cdomain name registry\u201d is not supported by existing caselaw or\nby the ACPA\u2019s legislative history. Because TST has not met its burden to show either\nmanifest error in the prior ruling or new facts or legal authority which could not have\nbeen brought to the court\u2019s attention earlier with reasonable diligence, see Local Rules\nW.D. Wash. 7(h)(1), the court DENIES TST\u2019s motion to reconsider the dismissal of its\nACPA claim. \"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The defamation claim was never really in doubt. It was &#8220;<strong>the sort of defamation claim a petulant child would file after a round of name calling on the playground, and it was appropriately dismissed with prejudice<\/strong>,&#8221; as Social Actuality described it in <a href=\"https:\/\/href.li\/?https:\/\/www.socialactuality.com\/post\/schism-the-satanic-temple-a-lawsuit-and-the-necessity-of-clear-minded-settlement\">their analysis of the suit<\/a> after the last round of filing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Likewise, <strong>Facebook owns Facebook pages<\/strong>. If you have a problem with a Facebook page, you submit a ticket to Meta, you don&#8217;t file a federal lawsuit expecting to win on merits. This is not complicated stuff, and again, it is good news but not surprising to have this re-affirmed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fhio3-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/278529788_1462345177528009_8959517396022409623_n.png?_nc_cat=107&amp;ccb=1-5&amp;_nc_sid=730e14&amp;_nc_ohc=Ak9b4LEPrN4AX_RcEx2&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fhio3-1.fna&amp;oh=00_AT_5t-0hPWz9dexI8DULJUY_xgxksuMj7vtbtBX42V3MOA&amp;oe=625AB379\" alt=\"No photo description available.\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that&#8217;s the good news: once again, The Satanic Temple&#8217;s bad arguments have failed in court.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bad news? That&#8217;s still just taking care of Counts #2 and #5 from the original complaint that had\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/href.li\/?https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/17042463\/20\/united-federation-of-churches-llc-v-johnson\/\">already been dismissed more than a year ago<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This was just The Satanic Temple running up our bill some more with frivolous, failed motions we had to answer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is a SLAPP lawsuit where The Satanic Temple has thrown a lot of legal spaghetti at a wall in the hopes that any of it sticks, forcing us into even more costly legal proceedings that\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/href.li\/?https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-costs-of-defending-yourself-from-the-satanic-temple\/\">already have cost us $80,000<\/a>\u00a0despite winning 7 out of 7 motions so far.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although we got a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/17042463\/20\/united-federation-of-churches-llc-v-johnson\/\">full dismissal of all claims in February 2021<\/a>, we still don&#8217;t have final resolution on: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Count 1<\/strong>: Computer Fraud &amp; Abuse Act (CFAA) violation <\/li><li><strong>Count 2<\/strong>: Tortious interference <\/li><li><strong>Count 3<\/strong>: Trespass to chattels <\/li><li><strong>Count 4<\/strong>: Conversion <\/li><li><strong>Count 5<\/strong>: Trademark Dilution under 15 USC \u00a7 1125(c)<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So there is still a road ahead of us, how long we still don&#8217;t know. But today was a good day. If you want to take part in this joyous day with us, have got your tax rebate, and are looking for a good place to donate it\u2014why not some Queer Satanic Heretics?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gofundme.com\/f\/legal-fund-for-victims-of-satanic-temple1\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/47734860_1623435324930754_r.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-296\"\/><\/a><figcaption><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gofundme.com\/f\/legal-fund-for-victims-of-satanic-temple1\">Legal Fund for Victims of Satanic Temple<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Federal court on Tuesday reaffirmed its 2021 decision dismissing TST&#8217;s accusations of cyberpiracy and defamation Order on Motion for Reconsideration \u2014 Document #30 We love a judge telling The Satanic Temple to get fucked, especially when it\u2019s TST suing us. This is a piece of good news that we knew was coming for a while,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":431,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,15,1169],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lawsuits","category-the-satanic-temple","category-united-federation-of-churches-llc"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}