{"id":145,"date":"2022-01-04T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-04T08:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/?p=145"},"modified":"2022-01-04T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-04T08:01:00","slug":"the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"The Devil is in the Details: Fact-Checking The Satanic Temple\u2019s 2021 \u201cYear-In-Review\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">This week, TST released an \u201cannual report\u201d supposedly reflecting what TST achieved in its past year; much was demonstrably not&nbsp;true.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In this article, let\u2019s take a look at how the Temple describes itself to its own supporters. We\u2019ll spend some time going into the details about what TST claims it has done versus what has actually happened in the past year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indeed, those end up being two very different things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/manage.kmail-lists.com\/subscriptions\/web-view?a=VLExP9&amp;c=RysUhX&amp;k=45c6890f1d66f96d4b30becd8c04a6e6&amp;m=THRfxD&amp;r=HTF3Pw2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*QeaFzwTM7Fkqi7yhNJSs6A.png\" alt=\"Happy New Year! As we reflect on 2021, we are encouraged by TST\u2019s progress in protecting our members\u2019 religious rights. Our campaigns promoting reproductive access, equal religious representation, and scientifically-based mental practices have influenced policies across the country. Attached is a report showing how your donations are being used to secure TST members\u2019 religious freedom. We could not have done this without your support. [Review Report] There is still much work to be done.\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Click image for link to browser version of TST&nbsp;email<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now, because the Temple <em>says<\/em> it\u2019s showing people where their money is going, you can expect to see some TST sycophants to repeat this as if it\u2019s actually true and is an answer to criticism of their lack of transparency.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you guess what The Satanic Temple really did though?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They lied. They lied a lot. They lied about very big and important things, they lied about the absolutely tiniest and most pissant of things, and they lied in ways that had to be intentional\u2014but sometimes simultaneously in such a haphazard way that it makes absolutely no sense for them to have lied at all.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*AmAnUGZV3i0t2pv-\" alt=\"Scene from \u201cDon\u2019t Look Up\u201d where Kate is explaining to Yule about Three Star general lying about the cost of snacks in the White House. Original dialogue: \u201cHe knew eventually that I was going to find out that the snacks were free, you know what I mean? It was just like.. a power play\u201d\" style=\"width:503px;height:auto\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\u201cTST knew eventually someone would double-check what year their lawsuits happened or that they actually lost the one they claimed to win, you know what I mean? It was just like.. a power&nbsp;play.\u201d<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You want to give them the benefit of the doubt that it was just mere incompetence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">However, an important thing to realize about the Temple once you\u2019ve been studying their work for a while is that \u201cmalice\u201d and \u201cincompetence\u201d are not actually in tension with one another; The Satanic Temple also gets dates wrong and mischaracterizes their accomplishments <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1473082734209736706\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">in official documents like court filings<\/a>, too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is just who they are, not some Machiavellian masterstroke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So let\u2019s go through this so-called annual report and examine how much demonstrably untrue, misleading, and otherwise unverifiable information The Satanic Temple tries to push onto their \u201cfive hundred thousand members\u201d (by which, as always, they really mean their email-newsletter subscribers).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"has-primary-background-color has-background wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#TST,-The-Scottsdale-Suit,-and-SatanCon-in-2022\">TST, The Scottsdale Suit, and SatanCon in\u00a02022<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#Religious-Reproductive-Rights-Campaign\">Religious Reproductive Rights Campaign<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#Resolution-of-Judy-Doe-Supreme-Court-Case\">Resolution of Judy Doe Supreme Court\u00a0Case<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#TST-sues-Texas\">TST sues\u00a0Texas<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#RRR-Billboards\">RRR Billboards<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#Texas\u2019s-New-Abortion-Laws\">Texas\u2019s New Abortion\u00a0Laws<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#Religious-Reproductive-Rights-Rally\">Religious Reproductive Rights\u00a0Rally<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#TST\u2019s-Protect-Children-Projec\">TST\u2019s Protect Children\u00a0Project<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#TST\u2019s-After-School-Satan-Club\">TST\u2019s After School Satan\u00a0Club<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#TST-and-Mahanoy-Area-School-District\">TST and Mahanoy Area School\u00a0District \/ Devil\u2019s Advocate Scholarship<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#TST\u2019s-Grey-Faction\">TST\u2019s Grey\u00a0Faction<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#Satanic-Ministry-and-Ordination-Program\">Satanic Ministry and Ordination Program<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#Bladensburg-Ritual\">Bladensburg Ritual<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#TST-sues-Boston\">TST sues\u00a0Boston<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#New-Campaigns-and-Congregations\">New Campaigns and Congregations<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#Salem-Art-Gallery-Opening-and-Events\">Salem Art Gallery Opening and\u00a0Events<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com\/the-devil-is-in-the-details-fact-checking-the-satanic-temples-2021-year-in-review\/#Closing-Comments\">Closing Comments<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignfull are-vertically-aligned-top is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-top is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\">\n<div class=\"is-style-default wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<div data-wp-interactive=\"core\/file\" class=\"wp-block-file\"><object data-wp-bind--hidden=\"!state.hasPdfPreview\" hidden class=\"wp-block-file__embed\" data=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/2021-End-of-Year-Summary-TST.pdf\" type=\"application\/pdf\" style=\"width:100%;height:600px\" aria-label=\"Embed of 2021-End-of-Year-Summary-TST.\"><\/object><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-3dcf6c90-b479-4632-9d39-d7a085b843d2\" href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/2021-End-of-Year-Summary-TST.pdf\">2021-End-of-Year-Summary-TST<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/2021-End-of-Year-Summary-TST.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-3dcf6c90-b479-4632-9d39-d7a085b843d2\">Download<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-accent-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAs we approach 2022, TST is proud to report our progress in areas that advance religious reproductive access, ensure equal religious representation in public forums, and establish legal precedents that further TST members\u2019 religious rights. <strong>The following report outlines our major events and achievements in&nbsp;2021<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can inspect that document for yourself in full before we get started, if you care to. You may want to form your own opinion, unprejudiced by us; or you may want to see what errors you catch on your own. You may want to compare how a legitimate nonprofit like the ACLU informs supporters of its work in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aclu.org\/report\/aclu-2021-annual-report\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">an annual report<\/a> against how The Satanic Temple does that, given that <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1478278609966034945\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">TST describes itself in court<\/a> not necessarily as a nonprofit but as \u201c<strong>an umbrella term for a religion which is given legal structure by a constellation of affiliate entities<\/strong>.\u201d Or maybe you want to see what impressions a naive reader might walk away with should they have nothing beyond what The Satanic Temple claims about itself and the links it provides.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When you\u2019re ready to start along with us, we\u2019re going to roughly proceed through the document as presented, with some exceptions in order to group subjects for clarity, as well as establish some facts that will end up being useful for subjects later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indeed, we first need to pull up what the Temple said about its Scottsdale invocation case and how it characterized the resolution of that lawsuit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whether it is just bald-faced lies or it\u2019s sentences so <em>egregiously<\/em> poorly copyedited as to say the exact opposite of their intent, this really sets a tone and prepares you for what\u2019s coming in all the rest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Satanic Temple is full of shit. The only question is whether it\u2019s bullshit, meaning they don\u2019t care whether or not you believe them, or it\u2019s horseshit, where they expect you to. But it\u2019s definitely some shit, and we will show you how in great detail and with citations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"TST,-The-Scottsdale-Suit,-and-SatanCon-in-2022\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*lJNcd6LE4c1-tquwmj81IQ.png\" alt=\"TST, the Scottsdale Suit, and SatanCon in 2022: The trial against the city of Scottsdale, Arizona, concluded in January. The judge, in this case, ruled that Scottsdale discriminated against TST in their process for selecting religions to give invocations at the start of city council meetings and that the city has nothing against Satanists. Read more here. To that end, because the City holds they are TST-friendly, TST is inviting members from around the globe to attend our first annual SatanCon..\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">TST, The Scottsdale Suit, and SatanCon in&nbsp;2022<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is an absolutely baffling description of what happened in Scottsdale in nearly every way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TST <em>lost<\/em> in federal district court and lost in <em>February 2020.<\/em> Even if you want to be extremely generous and say, \u201cYeah, but the <em>trial<\/em> stopped happening in January, so technically\u2013\u201d yes, of 2020. For a \u201creflect on 2021\u201d, \u201cEnd of Year Wrap Up\u201d, \u201cEnd-Of-Year Summary\u201d annual report.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We\u2019re starting off with errors in basic facts: The Temple can\u2019t even get its dates straight, and, yes, this will come up again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-interactive=\"core\/file\" class=\"wp-block-file alignfull\"><object data-wp-bind--hidden=\"!state.hasPdfPreview\" hidden class=\"wp-block-file__embed\" data=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/gov.uscourts.azd_.1082663.92.0.pdf\" type=\"application\/pdf\" style=\"width:100%;height:600px\" aria-label=\"Embed of gov.uscourts.azd_.1082663.92.0.\"><\/object><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-b571c742-28e5-4839-baf1-4d8b8cfaae17\" href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/gov.uscourts.azd_.1082663.92.0.pdf\">gov.uscourts.azd_.1082663.92.0<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/gov.uscourts.azd_.1082663.92.0.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-b571c742-28e5-4839-baf1-4d8b8cfaae17\">Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Satanic Temple v. Scottsdale, City of<br><em>Order\u200a\u2014\u200a<a href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/6726362\/92\/satanic-temple-v-scottsdale-city-of\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Document #92<\/a> | District Court, D. Arizona<br>Docket Number: 2:18-cv-00621| Date Filed: February 6th, 2020<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you\u2019re feeling like giving TST the benefit of the doubt on anything as we continue from here, please center this example in your mind. Two plus two equals four, 2020 is not 2021, and these people have not earned your trust on anything they can\u2019t prove because so much of what claim is already provably false.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To that point, and much more substantially, <strong>TST\u2019s characterization of the Scottsdale case\u2019s outcome is <em>directly<\/em> contrary to what actually happened<\/strong>. Or else it is such an outrageous uncaught typo in so brief a document, it\u2019s difficult to trust anything regardless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unequivocally, The Satanic Temple <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/story\/news\/local\/scottsdale\/2020\/02\/29\/scottsdale-wins-court-battle-against-satanists-over-invocation\/4903564002\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><em>lost <\/em>that bench trial<\/a>. Their arguments failed, and the Temple had to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/6726362\/109\/satanic-temple-v-scottsdale-city-of\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">pay the city<\/a> several thousand more dollars for costs incurred. When choosing to appeal, <a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/3d00de948174ad7c0a36093f1fdf1752\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">their attorney Matthew Kezhaya bemoaned<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI was really expecting to win this.&nbsp;\u2026 But it\u2019s still government, and government is still a popularity contest.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">However, The Satanic Temple also ended up choosing the old Roy Cohn strategy that when you lose, just <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/InfernalUseOnly\/posts\/828147880942522\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">claim you actually won<\/a>. TST has since gone on to repeatedly cite the judgment as validation that TST is a \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1478738148700016641\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">bona fide religion<\/a>\u201d in the press and other court documents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignfull\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*0jZPUHY0eQPBXmexgDNpKQ.png\" alt=\"\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Satanic Temple v. Scottsdale, City of<br>Image from Order\u200a\u2014\u200aDocument #92, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1471278623906680835\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Page 11<\/a> | District Court, D. Arizona&nbsp;<br>Docket Number: 2:18-cv-00621 | Date Filed: February 6th,&nbsp;2020<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But that\u2019s not what the judgment says!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rather, the judge determined that then-TST Arizona chapterhead <em>Michelle Shortt<\/em>\u2019s beliefs and practices as a nontheistic Satanist were religious for purposes of her religious discrimination claims; notably, TST\u2019s complaint had already identified Shortt as a \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/6726362\/1\/satanic-temple-v-scottsdale-city-of\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">self-identified Satanist since age 14<\/a>\u201d as well as a member of The Satanic Temple since its inception.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Therefore, concluded the judge, the court \u201cneed not address the standing of the other Plaintiffs\u201d <\/strong>since Shortt had standing to bring the case.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(These other Plaintiffs were nonprofit church <em>The Satanic Temple Inc<\/em>.; for-profit corporations <em>United Federation of Churches LLC d\/b\/a \u201cThe Satanic Temple\u201d<\/em> and <em>Adversarial Truth LLC d\/b\/a \u201cThe Satanic Temple \u2013 Arizona Chapter\u201d<\/em>; and finally <em>\u201cThe Satanic Temple, a voluntary group of persons, without an Arizona charter, formed by mutual consent for the purpose of promoting a common enterprise or prosecuting a common objective\u201d.<\/em> The district court judge sidestepped dealing with all that, including thornier issues of what \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1478746394336714757\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Satanic Temple<\/a>\u201d specifically meant in this context.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then in <em>May 2021<\/em>, The Satanic Temple <a href=\"https:\/\/cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov\/datastore\/memoranda\/2021\/05\/19\/20-15338.pdf\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">lost their appeal to the Ninth Circuit<\/a>, widely regarded as one of the most progressive in the country, essentially on the fact that TST did a bad job at the district court trial of introducing evidence and arguing then didn\u2019t know what they were still allowed to argue on appeal. Read <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/questauthority\/status\/1372617582050742272\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Mike Dunford\u2019s live coverage<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UX_bXdu6p8U\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">watch for yourself<\/a> if you think that\u2019s an unfair characterization.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s what happened this year: TST argued badly, and they lost badly, and they have nothing to show for it but another loss in another court.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And yet: look again at how the Temple chose to inform other people about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You\u2019re left thinking, \u201cIs this the old email scammer trick?\u201d Is The Satanic Temple <em>actively <\/em>trying to weed out savvy people who care about basic, straightforward facts? You know, people tripped up on mere technicalities of the law like who actually <em>won <\/em>a court case or when it happened. Is that a way to weed out people who might ruin the credulous vibe of local TST groups and online forums with their inconvenient questions?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Actually, though, as we mentioned before, the Temple makes <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1471284045552046084\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">these same sort of errors in court<\/a>, too, so it turns out they\u2019re legitimately really sloppy, at least some of the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So the other option\u2014besides TST intentionally straight-up lying and trusting that <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1415805199847809028\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">no one they want to stick around<\/a> will fact-check them\u2014is that they <em>meant<\/em> to say something different and no one caught the typo that completely reversed the meaning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To be honest, yeah? It even reads a little better this way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-accent-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">The judge, in this case, ruled that Scottsdale <strong><em>[had not]<\/em><\/strong> discriminated against TST in their process for selecting religions to give invocations at the start of city council meetings and that the city has nothing against Satanists.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But look at all of the work we\u2019ve just had to do to demonstrate conclusively that a couple of sentences were incorrect compared with how little work it took to just toss them out. <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Brandolini%27s_law\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Brandolini\u2019s Law<\/a>, or \u201cthe bullshit asymmetry principle\u201d is in full effect here. You cannot really fight it straight-up without succumbing to exhaustion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway, by now planning to hold a convention in Scottsdale to try to needle the city officials some more after litigation failed, The Satanic Temple is not exactly <em>disproving<\/em> the city\u2019s accusations that they\u2019re just trolls seeking attention and trying to disrupt normal municipal functioning. Alternatively, TST realized that maybe Scottsdale is secretly a great place for conventions. Local Arizonans would have to tell us since we wouldn\u2019t know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*2RRey_xPYAIXsr90\" alt=\"Breastless Baphomet holding a lasso. \u201cThe Satanic Temple\u2019s First Annual Conference for Congregations, Members, and Supporters Fe. 11\u201313, 2022 in beautiful downtown Scottsdale, Arizona\u201d\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The Satanic Temple\u2019s SatanCon 2022 \u201cLupercalia in Scottsdale\u201d graphic with \u201cSponsored by Reason Alliance\u201d circled<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As far as SatanCon itself, we have the usual questions related to money and the nebulous nature of The Satanic Temple\u2019s finances: if <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1471688670642008066\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">TST\u2019s nonprofit Reason Alliance Ltd. is sponsoring the event<\/a>; does that mean it\u2019s also collecting the proceeds from it? Or is the tax-deductible nonprofit subsidizing all the costs so that all the revenues can go back to a for-profit corporation owned by the same two unaccountable men with their <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1462181537156198406\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">complete and unrestricted control over the for-profit\u2019s general fund<\/a>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finally, it may not be exactly fair, but there\u2019s a really good chance that with the new Covid-19 strain raging through the population, it will not be possible to safely have an in-person international convention in February 2022. It <em>is<\/em> fair, though, to point out that this is part of another pattern: <strong>TST pointing to things that haven\u2019t actually happened yet as if they should be counted among their accomplishments.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignfull\" id=\"Religious-Reproductive-Rights-Campaign\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*kc1smW8Xx5MiPU85hcpCNw.png\" alt=\"Religious Reproductive Rights Campaign: Consistent with our tenets that call for bodily autonomy and acting in accordance with best scientific evidence, TST religiously objects to many of the restrictions that states have enacted that interfere with abortion access.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Religious Reproductive Rights Campaign<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In The Satanic Temple\u2019s summary of the Religious Reproductive Rights Campaign, TST says it \u201creligiously objects\u201d to abortion access restrictions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is true and they actually did announce some objections this year. So there\u2019s that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But as we\u2019ve pointed out before, this is just their Michael Scott routine: \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1470670881206669312\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">I declare bankruptcy!<\/a>\u201d It\u2019s not a major event or achievement. Weak journalists often treat it as one, though, which, to be fair, is earned media attention that pulls in eyeballs and money just as well as a paid ad or an actual accomplishment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Keep your eye on this sort of thing when reflecting on TST in general, and as we continue looking at this annual report in particular.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"Resolution-of-Judy-Doe-Supreme-Court-Case\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*Zl6BqgHhymoQcwmOtgLcIg.png\" alt=\"Resolution of Judy Doe Supreme Court Case: In January, the Supreme Court chose not to hear our appeal that asserts that Missouri\u2019s abortion regulations violate TST members\u2019 religious liberty. While we are disappointed that the Supreme Court passed on this case, we are nonetheless still empowered because the dismissal never actually addressed our fundamental argument. Read more here.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Resolution of Judy Doe Supreme Court&nbsp;Case<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Satanic Temple\u2019s \u201cJudy Doe\u201d abortion rights case was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/6322005\/doe-v-greitens\/?filed_after=&amp;filed_before=&amp;entry_gte=&amp;entry_lte=&amp;order_by=desc#entry-28\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">dismissed at the federal district court level in February 2019<\/a>; a three-judge panel in the Eighth Circuit <a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/27b897fd742c1efe2e3272626c46ed70\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">upheld the ruling on appeal in June 2020<\/a>; the Supreme Court didn\u2019t bother to hear it, leaving the appeal upheld.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So the \u201cresolution\u201d did not happen in the last year, or even close.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*Z097KfUQr01zA3vJ.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/6322005\/41\/doe-v-greitens\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*KQe718CgxhkG-rf0.jpeg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Click image to see document in the federal court&nbsp;docket<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear the federal Judy Doe case on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.supremecourt.gov\/orders\/courtorders\/112320zor_7l48.pdf\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Nov. 23, 2020<\/a>; that memo was filed in the district court docket the same day, but dated two days later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1476039695561674752\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">This is not a matter of interpretation<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is <em>also<\/em> no sincere way to count it as a victory or claim the court didn\u2019t address the Temple\u2019s fundamental argument(s) since <a href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/6322005\/28\/doe-v-greitens\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the district judge\u2019s opinion<\/a> looked at what The Satanic Temple chose to argue and dismissed it, sometimes quite bluntly (emphasis added).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote has-primary-background-color has-background is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Plaintiff also asserts a \u201chybrid right\u201d theory with respect to her Free Exercise claim.&nbsp;.. Plaintiff states that the Missouri Lectionary is an undue burden under Roe because \u201cthe Missouri Lectionary serves absolutely no medical purpose\u201d and \u201cis a State sanctioned instrument of psychological torture intended to coerce Plaintiff into changing her religious beliefs in the Satanic Tenets or punishing her if she acts upon her religious beliefs.\u201d <strong>This argument is not well taken.<\/strong>&nbsp;\u2026 The Ultrasound Opportunity is not burdensome because a woman is given a choice whether to have an ultrasound. The Missouri Lectionary does not place in undue burden on a woman\u2019s right to get an abortion. <strong>A hybrid right analysis is simply inapt in this case.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In <a href=\"https:\/\/ecf.ca8.uscourts.gov\/opndir\/20\/06\/191578P.pdf\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the unanimous opinion written affirming the lower court decision<\/a>, the appeals court similarly determined the Temple lost their fundamental argument (again, emphasis added).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote has-primary-background-color has-background is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indeed, the circumstances of this case show why alignment alone cannot be enough. Some religions, including Catholicism, embrace the view that life begins at conception. Others, like Doe\u2019s Satanism, do not. <strong>Any theory of when life begins necessarily aligns with some religious beliefs and not others<\/strong>. So under Doe\u2019s theory, Missouri\u2019s only option would be to avoid legislating in this area altogether.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why would The Satanic Temple lie about something so provable?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In what universe does TST think their own supporters are this gullible or lazy that no one would bother to check?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But we know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"Ohio\u2019s-New-Fetal-Remains-Law\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*6PpFpxtTebDpDEDwdcG8Iw.png\" alt=\"Ohio\u2019s New Fetal Remains Law: In December, Ohio enacted a new regulation that requires those who undergo an abortion to bury or cremate the removed fetal tissue. TST has noted that we object to this law, which is an outrageous and unconstitutional affront to our religious liberty. Read more here.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Ohio\u2019s New Fetal Remains&nbsp;Law<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moving on to the Ohio fetal remains law.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Temple actually did this one in January 2021! So unlike the previous example, it is at least partially appropriate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course when we look at the language used (\u201cTST has noted that we object\u201d), we findthis is no sort of accomplishment and has helped no one. Indeed, they <em>announced<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/satanic_temple_\/status\/1133731045205872641\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">in 2019 for Indiana<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20161207230329\/http:\/\/thesatanictemple.com:80\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">2016 for Texas<\/a>, too; perhaps others we\u2019re missing as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And to what end? Well, the Temple got attention and money, and no scrutiny at all about what happened after.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"TST-sues-Texas\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*9c9XgQyD2rAwH-1L-0syIw.png\" alt=\"TST Sues Texas: In February, TST filed a lawsuit against the state of Texas for imposing medically unnecessary abortion regulations on a member that violate her religious beliefs. After some complications with Texas\u2019s first response, the case is working its way through the courts. Read more here.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">TST sues&nbsp;Texas<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Speaking of that, let\u2019s look at The Satanic Temple\u2019s Ann Doe abortion case in Texas, officially known as \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/59182019\/the-satanic-temple-inc-v-hellerstedt\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Satanic Temple, Inc. et al v. Hellerstedt et al<\/a>\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Again, at least <em>this happened this year<\/em>. But as a practical matter of protecting abortion rights, \u201cfiling a lawsuit\u201d means \u201cshit-all\u201d. Worse, you wouldn\u2019t think \u201cworking its way through the courts\u201d could <em>be<\/em> a lie, but it is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The federal district court judge stayed the case in December 2021, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/docket\/59182019\/34\/the-satanic-temple-inc-v-hellerstedt\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">citing the looming outcome of <em>Dobbs v. Jackson<\/em><\/a>, which is widely expected to be how the Supreme Court\u2019s 6\u20133 Republican majority finishes killing <em>Roe<\/em> and the guarantee of legal abortion in the United States when the decision is announced in June 2022.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Things weren\u2019t great for the case even before that, though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TST\u2019s Ann Doe case had <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1443352556437000194\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">half its claims from the original complaint dismissed already<\/a>, including the one referencing Texas\u2019s own Religious Freedom Restoration Act. But even if, like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.statesman.com\/story\/news\/2021\/10\/06\/federal-judge-blocks-texas-restrictive-abortion-law\/6030166001\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">other Texas abortion lawsuits<\/a>, this were to get a favorable decision at the district court level\u2014which would be a first for the Temple\u2014the case has to survive a trip through the Fifth Circuit, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/opinions\/2021\/08\/31\/5th-circuit-is-staking-out-claim-be-americas-most-dangerous-court\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the most reactionary federal appeals court in the whole country<\/a>. From there, it has a 6\u20133 Republican court likely to be a 6\u20132 or 7\u20132 court by the time SCOTUS actually hears, assuming there\u2019s no denial of a petition for <em>certiorari<\/em> as in Judy Doe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/satanic_temple_\/status\/1425558951039541248\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">The Satanic Temple says<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">We must accept the fact that traditional efforts to protect reproductive rights have failed. Religions have special privileges under the First Amendment and RFRA.<\/p>&mdash; The Satanic Temple (@satanic_temple_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/satanic_temple_\/status\/1425558951039541248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 11, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">TST: \u201cWe must accept the fact that traditional efforts to protect reproductive rights have failed. Religions have special privileges under the First Amendment and RFRA.\u201d<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s worth looking more closely at what the Temple is even offering as an alternative, how they have succeeded up to this point, and how likely they are to succeed in the future given the state of the game they\u2019ve chosen to play because <a href=\"https:\/\/www.barrypopik.com\/index.php\/new_york_city\/entry\/its_crooked_but_its_the_only_game_in_town\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">it is <em>not <\/em>the only game in town<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But more relevant to this claim in specific, not a whole lot movin\u2019 here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"FDA-and-Religious-Access-to-Mifepristone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*KRjfvByw8b9URGiJln3HaQ.png\" alt=\"FDA and Religious Access to Mifepristone: In September, TST sent a letter to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to request that TST be able to access Mifepristone without being subjected to the agency\u2019s regulations. Typically, this medication requires a prescription and can only be dispensed in accordance with specific guidelines. However, TST has requested that we can directly supply TST members who wish to undergo an abortion in a religious context with this drug. Read more here.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">FDA and Religious Access to Mifepristone<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Onto The Satanic Temple wanting to take a ruling on Indigenous peyote use as a way to become a church pharmacy for mifepristone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is not even a <em>glorified<\/em> press release but just <a href=\"https:\/\/www.prnewswire.com\/news-releases\/the-satanic-temple-demands-fda-grant-unrestricted-access-to-abortion-drugs-301367361.html\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">an <em>actual<\/em> press release<\/a>. Yet it got <em>a ton<\/em> of national media coverage and netted TST <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PiperFuriosa\/status\/1440789678811009028\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">somewhere in the ballpark of $200,000<\/a>. On examination, all it was was the Temple announcing they\u2019d be sending a letter making a request for what is\u200a\u2014\u200aon any reflection\u200a\u2014\u200a<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1444827645594640385\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">a very bad idea<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Churches should not be pharmacies. In what universe where that is the norm does that improve the situation at all?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meanwhile, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ACLU\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the ACLU<\/a> actually <em>did <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1471960929608757249\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">years of work<\/a> to get the Biden regime to make a \u201cpermanent\u201d change for access to a safe abortion pill containing mifepristone and misoprostol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Much less attention; consequently, the ACLU probably got much less money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Remember: these are The Satanic Temple\u2019s <em>major events and achievements<\/em> that we\u2019re supposed to be learning about in this end-of-year newsletter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We expect a little bit of padding and best-spin on events. That\u2019s how it goes. But also: is this the best they got?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that why TST pretended they <em>lost<\/em> Judy Doe in 2021? There really wasn\u2019t anything better they could bullshit with than that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indeed, as we continue, that very much seems to be so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"RRR-Billboards\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*ID88v-So385ZPFhvRNp1yQ.png\" alt=\"RRR Billboards: After many hurdles, TST posted our religious reproductive rights billboard designs in Dallas, Austin, and Miami. In addition, we obtained a billboard of our own in Phoenix, Arizona. Read more here and here.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">RRR Billboards<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Onto The Satanic Temple\u2019s \u201cReligious Reproductive Rights\u201d billboards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This started in December 2020, and the \u201cmany hurdles\u201d was one billboard company (Lamar) asking, \u201cUh, what evidence do you have that y\u2019all can actually avert state restrictions on abortion?\u201d since TST was basing their claim on the announcement of a \u201csatanic abortion ritual\u201d they\u2019d invented just a few weeks before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So TST sued Lamar, then found another company (Clear Channel) who didn\u2019t care about that stuff, then ran the same campaign.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*-tEqTqavaGkHHxph\" alt=\"Satanic Temple billboard that says \u201cOur religious Abortion Ritual Averts Many State Restrictions\u201d and \u201cpaid for by Reason Alliance Ltd., 519 Somerville Ave, Somerville MA 01243\u201d\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Winter 2020\u20132021 TST billboard campaign run by Clear Channel; ad paid for by Reason Alliance&nbsp;Ltd.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can read all about that lawsuit, including contemporary news coverage and compare against the actual court documents, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1400302377312292864\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">in this thread<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TST withdrew the suit against Lamar in February 2021, likely because they had no path to victory functionally arguing, \u201cYou ran our billboards before, but if you don\u2019t run our designs this time, that\u2019s discrimination.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*mUUNYehlvK2lS7PAROwgCw.png\" alt=\"TST billboard that says \u201cNever be hit in school again\u201d\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Evidence from Plaintiff\u2019s complaint in The Satanic Temple, Inc. v. Lamar Advertising of Louisiana, LLC, of 2017 ad campaign Lamar did for&nbsp;TST<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Satanic Temple included this fact about Lamar\u2019s past work with them <a href=\"https:\/\/the.satanic.wiki\/images\/8\/8e\/04CV-20-2100_-_SATANIC_TEMPLE_INC_V_LAMAR_ADVERTISING_Complaint.pdf\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">in their original complaint<\/a>, and this severely hampered their religious discrimination arguments since there was not disputing Lamar had already proved itself willing to do business with Satanists; Lamar was just unwilling to run specific ads that made factual claims the Satanists couldn\u2019t deliver on (like being able to avert state abortion restrictions).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is all very funny and indicative of how completely unserious the Temple is as a litigator when it runs up against any entity with deep pockets and a willingness to oppose them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it is <em>enraging<\/em> to think that The Satanic Temple put up billboards claiming TST <em>currently<\/em> has the power to avert state restrictions on abortion, and then <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1435226228793827329\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ran Facebook ads with the same claims<\/a>, all while knowing TST\u2019s arguments have <a href=\"https:\/\/the.satanic.wiki\/index.php?title=The_Satanic_Temple\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">failed in every court<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Temple got attention, and they got money, and hopefully no pregnant person desperate for a way to get an abortion has actually ever relied on TST\u2019s misinformation when they most needed help.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"Texas\u2019s-New-Abortion-Laws\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*TbHrSWncyrnjDc6lxhKb_w.png\" alt=\"Texas\u2019s New Abortion Laws: TST stands ready to assist any member that shares its deeplyheld religious convictions regarding the right to reproductive freedom. Accordingly, we encourage any member who resides in Texas and wishes to undergo the Satanic Abortion Ritual within the first 24 weeks of pregnancy to contact TST so we may help them fight this law directly. Read more here.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Texas\u2019s New Abortion&nbsp;Laws<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moving on to The Satanic Temple\u2019s claim that \u201cTST stands ready to assist\u201d any member who needs an abortion within 24 weeks using their \u201cSatanic abortion ritual.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Keep in mind all the demonstrably false things above when you hear the Temple\u2019s explanation of this is \u201cjust trust us.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We\u2019ve had a guy on our social media <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1472751735563173889\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">claim to be clinic escort for TST<\/a>, but he also claims he pays for lots of abortions out of his own pocket? This same person admits he has no idea where money to The Satanic Temple is going because he says it\u2019s Lucien Greaves\u2019 religion and Greaves\u2019 money to do with as he pleases. Which in its honesty (\u201cI don\u2019t care\u201d) is legitimately rather refreshing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But we haven\u2019t been able to confirm this is a real TST program, or how they\u2019re going about vetting volunteers to be escorts if so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Similarly, either the social media comment has been deleted or (more likely) we just can\u2019t find our way back to it since we failed to save a link, but we believe the supposed head of The Satanic Temple\u2019s RRR program in Texas literally claimed something to the effect of \u201cit\u2019s too confidential for us to get specific, but we\u2019re definitely doing stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway, an intrepid reporter might try to pin down The Satanic Temple on some specificity about what exactly they\u2019re doing, how they\u2019re doing it, and how much TST money has been spent on the program, if any (bonus points: <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/@queersatanic\/what-the-hell-is-the-satanic-temple-ep-1-salem-art-gallery-4d6273962abc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>which<\/em> TST organization\u2019s<\/a> money).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"Religious-Reproductive-Rights-Rally\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*_E_P9SnQ_ukGU8kyEim-mg.png\" alt=\"Religious Reproductive Rights Rally: In September, TST held a rally celebrating Religious Reproductive Rights on the steps of Utah\u2019s State Capitol in Salt Lake City. There were nearly 500 people in attendance with a large number of counter-protestors that showed up at the scene. Read more here\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Religious Reproductive Rights&nbsp;Rally<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moving on to The Satanic Temple\u2019s Religious Reproductive Rights Rally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As far as we know, there were no big <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/queersatanic\/photos\/p.1332532580509270\/1332532580509270?type=3&amp;av=548696112226258&amp;eav=AfYD6OP8HP4miT9JGaZj4vZOkr_aFYMwKbF-jSEWaIO3jHGbANmLgZ-lW5IO1RQPxsM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Delta-wave Covid outbreaks from this event<\/a>, so the main issue was that originally, it was to celebrate $50,000 raised in 2019, then \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">How much money total? <br><br>It&#39;s at least in the neighborhood of $50,000 because there were more than three states in the running,\u00a0but only the top three donation-getters were announced.<br>\u2022Utah: $20,816<br>\u2022Indiana: $19,888<br>\u2022Georgia: $8,296<\/p>&mdash; QueerSatanic is on hiatus (@QueerSatanic) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1440777501932867586?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 22, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The event definitely happened. We don\u2019t know where the original money or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thecomplexslc.com\/event-1940.htm\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">afterparty money<\/a> went, or which corporation associated with The Satanic Temple received it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s also worth questioning the \u201c500\u201d attendees number giving TST\u2019s demonstrated willingness to keep inflating membership so long as no one ever checks them. However, this event is in the realm of \u201cactual thing\u201d and \u201cplausible\u201d despite them having nothing to celebrate, and we still have more to go through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"TST\u2019s-Protect-Children-Project\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*ppe599un3S9JtKg9fB52Pg.png\" alt=\"TST\u2019s Protect Children Project The Protect Children Project addresses abuses in public schools perpetrated by school officials and deemed legal. By asserting a religious claim consistent with our tenets, students who are TST members can legally exempt themselves from egregious forms of mistreatment. In May, after a 6-year-old was brutally paddled in front of her parent in a Florida school, NPR reached out to TST for comment. TST is one of only a few entities fighting corporal punishment\u2026\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">TST\u2019s Protect Children&nbsp;Project<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moving on to several \u201cCevin Soling hates public schools\u201d listings. The Satanic Temple did nothing in any of these, but if you pay close attention, they barely pretend to even claim to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indulge us for some background because this is all only notable when you include the context of how deeply personal this is to Cevin Soling and how weirdly consistent a priority it has been for TST despite having nothing to show for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">According to Joseph P. Laycock\u2019s book, <em>Speak of the Devil<\/em>, opposition to public schools is how Lucien Greaves and Soling first hit it off when they met back in 2012, <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/@queersatanic\/what-the-hell-is-the-satanic-temple-ep-3-united-federation-of-churches-llc-f1ae851f1cad\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">as we covered before<\/a>. It was a priority of Soling\u2019s going back to his Spectacle Films Inc. project \u201cThe War on Kids\u201d, <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/@queersatanic\/what-the-hell-is-the-satanic-temple-ep-2-spectacle-films-inc-47ed06643acd\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">as we also covered before<\/a>. And in the context of TST, going after public schools was one of the earliest projects the Temple came up with after they finally found their footing, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.whois.com\/whois\/protectchildrenproject.com\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">registering<\/a> the website <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20140417082640\/http:\/\/protectchildrenproject.com\/menu\/news\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ProjectProtectChildren.com<\/a> in February 2014 and sending out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.releasewire.com\/press-releases\/the-satanic-temple-declares-may-15th-protect-children-day-491616.htm\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">their first press release<\/a> about it in April of that year, announcing \u201cProtect Children Day\u201d for May 15.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cevin Soling even put his own name to that one, despite calling himself \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.johnholtgws.com\/pat-farengas-blog\/2014\/4\/22\/the-protect-children-project\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">a consultant to the Project<\/a>\u201d rather than, say, \u201cco-founder of The Satanic Temple\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And wouldn\u2019t you know it? TST was selling T-shirts for that would-be event they were pushing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-accent-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">Some volunteers will be identifying themselves with a <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20160402032601\/https:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/mf\/87832376\/protect-children-projec_tshirt?productId=1268626282\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">T-Shirt<\/a> that can be purchased at our store. Otherwise, we suggest wearing a red shirt that indicates that you are a volunteer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*HagQrhT9eOd2aml9.jpg\" alt=\"\u201cOur religion doesn\u2019t believe in hitting children\u201d billboard paid for by The Satanic Temple\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The Satanic Temple\u2019s 2017 Protect Children Project billboard ad&nbsp;campaign<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few years later in 2017, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dallasnews.com\/news\/education\/2017\/10\/27\/satanists-put-up-billboard-in-texas-town-to-challenge-school-s-decision-to-reinstate-paddling\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">TST ran these billboards<\/a> you may recall running into somewhere on the Internet as a \u201cOnce again, Satan is the logical and compassionate choice\u201d-style meme <a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.tumblr.com\/post\/653724492900810752\/while-this-does-sound-good-the-funny-thing-is\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">divorced of all other context<\/a> or any concern for follow-up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you can see, TST did this through Lamar Advertising. Yes, that same company they sued a few years later, as detailed above.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is a lot of background, but it\u2019s all to point out that the actual year-in-review announcement is this: <strong>as \u201cMalcolm Jarry\u201d, Cevin Soling <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/news.wgcu.org\/2021-05-05\/the-satanic-temple-takes-on-corporal-punishment-in-schools\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>took a call from NPR<\/strong><\/a><strong>. <\/strong>That\u2019s the whole achievement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote has-primary-background-color has-background is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThere are seven fundamental tenets of the organization, one of which is the right to bodily autonomy, so that\u2019s where corporal punishment comes into play,\u201d said Malcolm Jarry, the co-founder of The Satanic Temple who heads up the group\u2019s \u201cProtect Children Program.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The purpose of this campaign is to \u201cprotect our members from being subjected to corporal punishment because we think corporal punishment is such an evil,\u201d said Jarry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The group arms parents with a religious exemption from corporal punishment. <strong>He says this avenue works<\/strong> because while there are few constitutional rights afforded to children in public school, religious freedom is the only right that has emerged as one the courts extend to school-age kids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThat\u2019s just about the only right students have. It\u2019s really tragic when you read through the court cases,\u201d Jarry said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once a parent registers their child, The Satanic Temple <strong>puts the school district on notice<\/strong> of the religions\u2019 firmly held belief that corporal punishment is unacceptable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd that if they are hit <strong>then we will sue<\/strong> the school on those grounds,\u201d Jarry said.<\/p>\n<cite>wgcu.org<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So Cevin Soling, here as \u201cMalcolm Jarry\u201d, took advantage another weak reporter not bothering to ask the follow-up questions of \u201cwhat\u2019s an <em>example<\/em> of this avenue working?\u201d or \u201chave you ever <em>won<\/em> a relevant lawsuit in the past?\u201d or even, \u201cWhen has the <em>threat<\/em> of a lawsuit caused a public school system to change their policies?\u201d then checking with that school district to confirm it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because as far as we can tell, TST has never accomplished anything in regards to corporal punishment in public schools in its seven years of trying and sincerely caring about it. Which is why the only accomplishment they can claim is \u201csomeone called us and didn\u2019t bother to check what we said.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"TST\u2019s-After-School-Satan-Club\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*sdPKkz8-yE0vi_d9cASxIg.png\" alt=\"TST\u2019s After School Satan Club After School Satan meets at select public schools where Good News Clubs also operate. Trained educators provide activities and learning opportunities based on self-directed education.\u00a0\u2026 While the classes are designed to promote intellectual and emotional development in accordance with TST\u2019s tenets, no proselytization or religious instruction takes place. TST is working to reopen a couple of schools around the country\u2026.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">TST\u2019s After School Satan&nbsp;Club<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We\u2019ve <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1469096209679720452\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">written about The Satanic Temple\u2019s After School Satan (ASS) Clubs before<\/a>, but closely examine what they\u2019re actually saying here, and see if you read it the same way we do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We think \u201cmeets at\u201d is being used in its absolutely most expansive sense, as in \u201ca thing that happened one time and might again\u201d. Sort of like someone who has a set of golf clubs tucked away in their storage unit because they\u2019d like to think of themselves as someone who <em>would<\/em> golf. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nrfrJiCV2rU\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Eventually<\/a>.) Likewise, \u201cworking to re-open\u201d may or may not include any actual work beyond someone having said, \u201cHey, wouldn\u2019t it be neat if\u2026?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>UPDATE<\/em><\/strong>: After The Satanic Temple announced that After School Satan Club is \u201cback\u201d, once again suggesting the above interpretation was correct, as of Jan. 9, 2022, this has been explicitly confirmed as true by the Campaign Director for ASSC.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Does your child\u2019s school need an after-school club as an alternative to the Good News Club or other religious clubs? After School Satan Club (ASSC) is back! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/meoLJJsYiE\">https:\/\/t.co\/meoLJJsYiE<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/EducatinWithSatan?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#EducatinWithSatan<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ASSC?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ASSC<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/AfterSchoolSatan?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#AfterSchoolSatan<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TheSatanicTemple?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#TheSatanicTemple<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/8ihCDLlQPM\">pic.twitter.com\/8ihCDLlQPM<\/a><\/p>&mdash; The Satanic Temple (@satanic_temple_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/satanic_temple_\/status\/1479936056866836484?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 8, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From the same announcement <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/thesatanictemple\/photos\/a.280569868745703\/2466075973528404?comment_id=2466537343482267&amp;reply_comment_id=2466646996804635\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">on Facebook<\/a> after a savvy person pointed this out and linked to TST\u2019s own year-in-review:<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*UCiqRFqdhM3sxzl6-eQ2tA.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of Facebook conversation\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-primary-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Person 1<\/strong>: So you\u2019re admitting that you lied in your 2021 wrap-up about ASSC, or else it wouldn\u2019t be *back*? Am I reading it right?<br><br><strong>Andrea Williams Wright<\/strong>: ASSC was on hold due to Covid limiting the after school activities in most public schools. [Conversation linking to TST\u2019s year-in-review ommitted in screenshot] I seem to be missing the mix of present and future and would like to help you with the confusion regarding ASSC. <strong>We didn\u2019t have any clubs operating in 2021<em> <\/em><\/strong><em>[emphasis added]<\/em>, but we were working on updating documentation and fielding emails from potential volunteers despite the Covid hold. As the Campaign Director for ASSC, feel free to PM me so that I can help with any questions.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While this is another extension of Cevin Soling\u2019s supposed self-directed education interests, it\u2019s actually telling you a lot by the lack of <em>any<\/em> specificity about this program, what it has done, where it has done it, and where it <em>is doing it<\/em> now\u2014given that this is support to be a report telling people how their money is being spent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For those of you keeping track, no, we have not seen a dollar figure of revenues or expenditures so far, and spoilers: we will not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"TST-and-Mahanoy-Area-School-District\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*CjjaMCiCtnNqW5hujw1Ypg.png\" alt=\"TST and Mahanoy Area School District: TST distributed free hoodies to interested Satanists in Pennsylvania\u2019s Mahanoy School District as part of a religious ritual. This comes in response to administrators threatening to take disciplinary action against students who wished to participate in a peaceful protest by wearing hoodies against the dress code policy.\u00a0\u2026 The hoodies were internally adorned with messages such as, \u201cFuck the Mahanoy School Board\u201d and \u201cFuck Mahanoy\u2019s Petty Tyrants.\u201d\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">TST and Mahanoy Area School&nbsp;District<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"Devil\u2019s-Advocate-Scholarship\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*vDSV4Xk5l4dc3DPpigJM1Q.png\" alt=\"Devil\u2019s Advocate Scholarship: TST announced the winners of our 2021 Devil\u2019s Advocate Scholarship. We expanded the submission categories this year to encompass many different types of learners. Check out our scholarship recipients\u2019 pieces here.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Devil\u2019s Advocate Scholarship<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1397662796930719744\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Fuck The Mahanoy School Board<\/a>\u201d thing seems like a shameless cash grab because The Satanic Temple did absolutely nothing in that case besides announce that they had <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1403476413802422276\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">made clothing<\/a> as a way to assert themselves into a case the Supreme Court was already hearing. They didn\u2019t even claim to have any local members of the Temple who were students there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So the only impact TST could have had was getting themselves attention from <a href=\"https:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/satanic-temple-group-scolds-mahanoy-103300697.html\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">local and national press coverage<\/a> and whatever merch sales and gullible donations that followed from that. The detail that their version of activism consistently involves hawking the T-shirts that they sell at people to wear seems like more than a coincidence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meanwhile, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1438709779237531651\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the scholarship thing<\/a> is just Cevin Soling <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1417934043845378063\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">being Cevin Soling<\/a>. But as we\u2019ve said, a contest to get kids to explain why \u201cschool really sucks\u201d and get some money for more schooling is not the worst thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So the scholarships are fine except for <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1477986130498703360\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the consistent undisclosed overlap<\/a> of Soling\u2019s public life under his own name with his pseudonymous public life via TST.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"TST\u2019s-Grey-Faction\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*FnuV2XaplJukk_U_\" alt=\"TST\u2019s Grey Faction: Grey Faction is an educational and advocacy organization whose mission is to protect mental health patients and their families from dangerous pseudoscience and discredited therapies, particularly in the area of so-called \u201crepressed memories.\u201d Read more here. In April, Grey Faction hosted its first annual conference. They discussed the origins of the Satanic Panic in the US and across the world, the unscientific practices in the mental health field, and the initiatives\u2026\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">TST\u2019s Grey&nbsp;Faction<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We don\u2019t have bad things to say about The Satanic Temple\u2019s Grey Faction, which is separate from claiming there are not bad things to say about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote has-primary-background-color has-background is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On December 31, 2019, the False Memory Syndrome Foundation abruptly announced it would dissolve. In some ways, this wasn\u2019t surprising. Pam and Peter Freyd are both in their 80s, and nearly half the group\u2019s board members are listed as \u201cdeceased.\u201d The FMSF had raised more than $7.7 million since its founding, but the donations and dues tapered off over the years, and it ceased publishing its newsletter in 2011. The foundation gave birth to a number of offshoots; its Australian counterpart is also defunct, while the British False Memory Society remains active. The Satanic Temple, a religious group with chapters in 21 states, has a vocal false-memory subgroup called the Grey Faction. The temple\u2019s co-founder, a 43-year-old man named Doug Misicko (who uses the pseudonym Lucien Greaves), earns a living creating content for 1,097 fans on Patreon. If the FMSF are the genteel, gray-haired grandparents, the Grey Faction are their online, cult-obsessed sons.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This single paragraph by <em>New York Magazine<\/em>\u2019s Katie Heaney in her \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thecut.com\/article\/false-memory-syndrome-controversy.html\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Memory War<\/a>\u201d article brought her no end of grief <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/lying-for-new-of-46379921\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">from Lucien Greaves<\/a>, as well as his sycophants and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LJAkaar67\/status\/1354610537699500032\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the usual suspects of horribles<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you are someone who is targeted more directly by the work Grey Faction does, clearly, all of this will very much be \u201cnot fine\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It would also be kind of nice to find out someday how exactly Grey Faction is officially structured within TST\u2019s umbrella or \u201cconstellation\u201d of organizations, or what budgets their conferences and other actions officially come from, but it\u2019s not an area we\u2019ve had time to focus on ourselves, and there\u2019s a lot here because it goes back decades as an extension of Lucien Greaves\u2019 former life when he was primarily Doug \u201cMesner\u201d and playing independent journalist on Process.com, Dysgenics.org, working with the False Memory Sydrome Foundation and issuing press releases under yet more pseudonyms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you\u2019re someone who knows a lot about this and is upset that we\u2019re not speaking more about it, please do contribute information (with citations) to <a href=\"https:\/\/the.satanic.wiki\/index.php?title=The_Satanic_Wiki\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The.Satanic.Wiki<\/a> so we can learn more without having to spend many, many hours we don\u2019t have digging ourselves. There are only so many hours in the day, and we have to sleep for some of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">However, Grey Faction actually did <a href=\"https:\/\/thesatanictemple.tv\/media\/grey-faction-conference-2021\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">host and broadcast a convention this year<\/a> attended by such luminaries as \u201ceveryone\u2019s favorite Satanic sexologist\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/thesatanictemple.tv\/media\/grey-faction-conference-2021\/satanism-stigma-and-mental-health\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Dr. Eric Sprankle<\/a> as well as \u201cthe guy who literally wrote the book on The Satanic Temple but who journalists should definitely stop treating as a neutral authority by now\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/thesatanictemple.tv\/media\/grey-faction-conference-2021\/is-qanon-a-religious-cult\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Dr. Joseph P. Laycock<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This means Grey Faction is as close to an actual accomplishment as this \u201cannual report\u201d gets, provided no one notices that \u201chow much money did you spend\u201d and \u201cwhere did the money come from\u201d remain unanswered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"Satanic-Ministry-and-Ordination-Program\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*RcM7RNdejJdgn68s\" alt=\"Satanic Ministry and Ordination Program: TST unveiled our new program for members to become ordained. Milestone events such as weddings and funerals are deeply personal. These moments should be an authentic expression of who we are and what we believe. Members of TST can now have a ministerial role within their community by performing weddings, funerals, commitment ceremonies, unbaptisms, and other religious rituals in a manner consistent with one\u2019s values.\" title=\"\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Satanic Ministry and Ordination Program<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There\u2019s some funny stuff going on with The Satanic Temple\u2019s \u201cSatanic Ministry and Ordination Program.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But for us at this point, it\u2019s more \u201cfunny ha-ha\u201d than \u201cfunny strange\u201d because it makes complete sense based on our understanding of TST\u2019s goals and mission.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignwide\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*7MisYJQW5PDo7Qfu\" alt=\"How much does it cost to register to become ordained by The Satanic Temple? The current cost of registration for a new candidate is $149. Ordination expires after one year, and must be renewed each year for ordained status to remain active. The current cost to renew your ordained status is $59. Will there be any \u201csurprise\u201d fees after registration? After you are an ordained minister, you may want to purchase some items in the Minister Supplies Store: certificates, stickers, etc.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Satanic Ministry and Ordination Program&nbsp;FAQ<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TST does seem to be doing this for real, but the $149 and $59 fees (rather than more honest $150 and $60) really drive home how crass and venal the whole thing seems.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is potentially more that could be said about this, but it is actually happening, and once again the issue is the complete lack of transparency about where the money ends up afterward.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is particularly relevant if it ends up in the general fund of United Federation of Churches, LLC, which we know the owners <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1462181542319378432\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">dip into as they deem appropriate with no oversight<\/a>. And if you think they\u2019ll ever tell you\u200a\u2014\u200awell, they\u2019re not legally required to, and together we are currently working our way through what they claim to be an annual report. So.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"Bladensburg-Ritual\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*lovTVC5sSfMtQdEg\" alt=\"Bladensburg Ritual: In response to a Supreme Court decision, TST has designated the 40-foot-tall Bladensburg Peace Cross in Maryland to be a Satanic icon. TST will now refer to the monument as \u201cThe Bladensburg Satanic Peace Cross\u201d and host a ritual in honor of Satanist veterans at the Bladensburg site.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Bladensburg Ritual<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We heard tell that The Satanic Temple\u2019s \u201critual\u201d involved them having to wait across the street because of the existence of christo-fascist counter protestors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Stopped by the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/satanic_temple_?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@satanic_temple_<\/a>  Bladensburg deconsecration. Counter-protesters were the Proud Boys and the American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property. Glad to stand with a group those people hate. Ave Satana! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/bVb06IX1Xx\">pic.twitter.com\/bVb06IX1Xx<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Sam McGuire (@SamJMcGuire) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SamJMcGuire\/status\/1414218323907301380?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 11, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A shame since some fans of <a href=\"https:\/\/linktr.ee\/queersatanic\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">@QueerSatanic<\/a> sent in a heartwarming photo of their attempt to communicate with supporters of The Satanic Temple coming to the event.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/image-12.png\" alt=\"bladensburg cross with sign and chalk graffiti that says &quot;TST drop your abusive SLAPP suit against former members&quot;\" class=\"wp-image-2514\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Message on sign and chalk reads: \u201cTST drop your abusive SLAPP suit against former members.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So this did actually happen (and happen this year even!), just not to any end or glory. The Satanists who showed up were outnumbered and partially chased away, but to the credit of these rank-and-file TST members, they went through with their ceremony and then claimed \u201cope, it\u2019s a Satanic icon now\u200a\u2014\u200ano backsies.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Claiming they re-named the Bladensburg Peace Cross as a \u201cSatanic Peace Cross\u201d is definitely not the <em>worst<\/em> sort of thing The Satanic Temple does, and it\u2019s one of the few places where their \u201cwe declare!\u201d schtick is somewhat appropriate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The Satanic Temple:<br>&gt;  \u201cAntifa\u201d is a left-wing political movement with a penchant for violence. TST opposes the use or threat of violence as a mechanism for control.<br><br>Also TST: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ac68uwUBNn\">pic.twitter.com\/ac68uwUBNn<\/a><\/p>&mdash; QueerSatanic is on hiatus (@QueerSatanic) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1435086389054369796?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 7, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But, we are people TST continues to accuse us of being dangerous violence-endorsers for having been willing to associate ourselves with antifascism while TST describes its own orientation as a principled dedication to complete nonviolence that is defamed by any mistaken association of them with such antifascism. Therefore, the Temple\u2019s consistent willingness to enthusiastically celebrate martial accomplishment stands in marked contrast to how the Temple talks about <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1435684737520046083\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">antifascists<\/a> or other <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1436532504526082050\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">police brutality protesters<\/a>\u200a\u2014\u200aor even about completely nonviolent <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1463031442674384898\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Palestinian rights activists<\/a> who support Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions on Israel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because not only does TST wholeheartedly support U.S. military <em>veterans<\/em> with this and a failed monument we\u2019ll talk about more later, The Satanic Temple <em>also<\/em> has long had an official <em>active-duty<\/em> military membership group.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can say a lot of things about the United States military, but \u201cnonviolent\u201d is not an adjective that has ever been particularly appropriate for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"TST-sues-Boston\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*Wvunp30qAJ6PqnvG.jpg\" alt=\"TST sues Boston In February, TST sued Boston for denying its request to deliver an invocation at the start of City Council meetings. The Boston City Council permits invocations from representatives of other faiths by invitation only. This practice ensures that only faiths approved by council members are ever allowed to speak. In July, a US District Court Judge TST\u2019s lawsuit against the city of Boston to move forward.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">TST sues&nbsp;Boston<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moving on: The Satanic Temple has a federal lawsuit that has not been dismissed yet, and it\u2019s an invocation case, so it\u2019s not out of the realm of possibility for some success.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As \u201cMalcolm Jarry\u201d, Cevin Soling is complaining that TST hasn\u2019t been invited by a city council member to give an invocation in Boston. This is a gripe that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bostonherald.com\/2016\/10\/13\/satanists-fired-up-over-city-councils-invocation-refusal\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">goes back to at least 2016<\/a> when Travis LeSaffre was shaking things up about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote has-primary-background-color has-background is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last week, LeSaffre sent letters to District 7 Councilor Tito Jackson, District 9 Councilor Mark Ciommo and City Council President Michelle Wu asking them to sponsor the Satanic Temple\u2019s invocation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LeSaffre said he wrote to Wu as council president and to Jackson and Ciommo because they still have openings this year for sponsorship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But those two did not respond to his letters at all and Wu\u2019s office ultimately rejected his request, LeSaffre said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wu told the Herald her tenure as council president has seen a variety of religious speakers, but it\u2019s up to individual councilors to choose speakers they think represent their communities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWe each have a very long list of folks we\u2019d like to invite,\u201d Wu said.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/the.satanic.wiki\/index.php?title=The_Satanic_Temple#Other_Lawsuits\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">The ACLU might have been able to win this sort of thing<\/a>, but it\u2019s TST and they\u2019re being actively, aggressively obnoxious so far.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Time for another episode of &quot;what the hell is The Satanic Temple up to??&quot;<br><br>This time it&#39;s their city of Boston invocation case where they are apparently trying to depose sitting city councilor &amp; mayoral candidate <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wutrain?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@wutrain<\/a> *THE MORNING OF ELECTION DAY*<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/i3f2nkNQ2p\">https:\/\/t.co\/i3f2nkNQ2p<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/UVeg8qav9x\">pic.twitter.com\/UVeg8qav9x<\/a><\/p>&mdash; QueerSatanic is on hiatus (@QueerSatanic) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1453506459786903556?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 27, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Satanic Temple actually tried to get Wu, who in the 2021 general election was favored to win the mayorship, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.universalhub.com\/2021\/satanists-want-force-michelle-wu-go-salem-election\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">to come all the way to Salem the morning of Election Day<\/a> to give her deposition about the case.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bostonherald.com\/2021\/10\/28\/satanists-bedevil-michelle-wu-in-boston-lawsuit\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">asked for comment by the <em>Boston Herald<\/em><\/a>, Lucien Greaves gave one sort of answer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote has-primary-background-color has-background is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lucien Greaves, the head of TST, said this is all a big misunderstanding, and that this is just a weird coincidence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThat wasn\u2019t us trying to be smartasses,\u201d Greaves told the Herald, saying any other day should be fine. \u201cI wasn\u2019t really expecting this to be a thing.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TST house lawyer Matt Kezhaya went\u2026 in another direction <a href=\"https:\/\/www.universalhub.com\/2021\/satanists-acknowledge-yeah-they-wanted-mess\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">with <em>Universal Hub<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"is-style-plain wp-block-quote has-primary-background-color has-background is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI feel no remorse for the action I took. As an attorney, it is my sworn duty to do anything short of breaking the law to see to it that my client\u2019s goals are recognized. This business of litigation is zero-sum. Everything I do which can benefit my client will cause an equal and opposite effect on the other side. I serve my purpose with all the zealous advocacy which my oath commands. And I expect nothing less from my adversaries.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So somewhere in between \u201cOpe, we\u2019re just so incompetent we didn\u2019t even realize that Tuesday morning was Election Day\u201d and Conan the Barbarian answering \u201cWhat is best in life?\u201d we have The Satanic Temple\u2019s strategy in this case.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We\u2019ll have to see how it pans out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"New-Campaigns-and-Congregations\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*mpVN7SsOfOsxJ48y1ppYaA.png\" alt=\"Sober Faction: The Satanic Temple Sober Faction provides peer support recovery for addiction free from the pseudoscience and superstitious dogma entrenched in most mainstream programs. Sober Faction, now with over 3500 members worldwide, promotes selfdiscovery backed by self-empowerment and compassion instead of shame and religious dogma. Sober Faction celebrates individuality while also empowering others as a community to celebrate their unique selves\u2026.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">New Campaigns and Congregations: 1) Sober Faction; 2) Satanic Representation Campaign; 3.) FDA and Religious Access to Mifepristone<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moving on, and we\u2019re in the home stretch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here, only \u201cThe Satanic Temple Sober Faction\u201d is really new in terms of what\u2019s already been covered. And the Sober Faction sounds pretty great, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sobriety help that isn\u2019t of an \u201cAlcoholics Anonymous\u201d-style and its wink-wink, nudge-nudge \u201csecular\u201d higher power stuff. It probably has 3,500 <em>actual <\/em>members in terms of people who have engaged with the community in a meaningful way at one time or another. There\u2019s really a lot to like.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The problem is really the change the Temple is announcing because Sober Faction becoming pulled into TST officially is actually a bad thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See, The Satanic Temple has a tendency to do something called \u201cenclosing the commons.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Communities do a bunch of work that exists in common\u200a\u2014\u200athat is, jointly shared rather than possessed by one particular figure or brand. Then, once that project is profitable: bam, TST moves in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*TVeLh-fYgk9C3tZR\" alt=\"screenshot of \u201cSatanic Sober Faction Group\u201d changing to \u201cThe Satanic Temple Sober Faction Group\u201d\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Screenshot of \u201cSatanic Sober Faction Group\u201d changing to \u201cThe Satanic Temple Sober Faction&nbsp;Group\u201d<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The group already existed as \u201cSatanic Sober Faction\u201d, and had developed a godless program, but it used the seven tenets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The difference is, with that loose affiliation, The Satanic Temple couldn\u2019t control its membership or sell T-shirts of it.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*wqRivDYV2FaImnQ6\" alt=\"screenshot of The Satanic Sober Faction T-shirt\" style=\"width:195px;height:297px\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Screenshot of The Satanic Sober Faction&nbsp;T-shirt<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(If you were wondering, yes, since it lacks the 501(c)(3) note on the sales page, this would be a for-profit corporation purchase.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Satanic Temple has <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1436449034579763201\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">pillaged Satanism and esotericism already<\/a> and cordoned off things they can claim with lawsuits (e.g. Baphomet) and the threat of lawsuits, or as part of SLAPP suits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The same principle is in effect here: communal work done for the commons is seized to become private profit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because \u201cThe Satanic Temple\u201d is many things, but the most important one is that <strong>The Satanic Temple is the intellectual property of a for-profit corporation: United Federation of Churches, LLC, doing business as \u201cThe Satanic Temple\u201d<\/strong>, and it is owned by people wealthy enough to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jacobinmag.com\/2021\/05\/cory-doctorow-interview-bill-gates-intellectual-property\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">weaponize intellectual property to their benefit<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So what had been a group of vulnerable people looking for a Satanic or at least non-AA sober community, and was built and cultivated along those lines by volunteer labor without profit, became absorbed into and the property of a for-profit corporation owned by two men who now have sole control of the general fund without oversight.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*RffCPeuC9n9B_ARP\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*RffCPeuC9n9B_ARP\" alt=\"Sadie Satanas: \u201cHey friends. This group is for members of The Satanic Temple. It says so right in the about section and on the joining questions. We don\u2019t proselytize, and we\u2019re not interested in convincing people to join us, but if you\u2019re not a part of the Temple, this is not the group for you.\" style=\"width:405px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Screenshot of Facebook group TranSatanic where high-ranking TST member Sadie Satanas says, \u201cThis group is for members of The Satanic&nbsp;Temple.\u201d<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The claim by Sober Faction leaders that \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/filtermag.org\/the-satanic-temple-sober-faction\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">it\u2019s not hierarchical<\/a>\u201d is demonstrably false when <a href=\"https:\/\/the.satanic.wiki\/images\/7\/76\/TST_Organizational_Hierarchy_Structure.pdf\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">examining TST\u2019s own organizational charts<\/a>, and the fact that the people higher up in the pyramid may sincerely believe there isn\u2019t a pyramid below them doesn\u2019t mean that pyramid isn\u2019t very, very real to those existing in it below them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When these groups get pulled into The Satanic Temple more officially, they don\u2019t just privatize all of the value from the community (what good is a group if no one is there?), they also expel people and limit criticism of TST and its leaders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Temple, despite its professed free-speech maximalism and belief in the \u201cfreedom to offend\u201d as a central tenet, absolutely does not believe that applies to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/AnarchoSatanism\/posts\/201103332123949\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">any criticism of them<\/a>. So, if you\u2019re someone who has invested in a local community and made it an important part of your support network, but now the Lords of Salem start to interfere, what do you do? Do you stay and just keep your mouth shut about criticism so you aren\u2019t expelled and treated like a pariah? Or, do you bite the bullet and leave behind the work and relationships you\u2019d been building before?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you are a member of TST who has made it this far and you think that that dynamic for a local chapter\/congregation or related group is <em>ridiculous<\/em>, and you think that <em>your<\/em> local group is nothing like that, remember how TST operates even at the local level in terms of hierarchy and how it\u2019s almost impossible to know why local ex-members left or were expelled. So what seems like a healthy, positive community sometimes isn\u2019t when you learn about why people who used to be there aren\u2019t anymore (and learn it from someone other than those who pushed them out).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But in short, The Satanic Temple adds no value and instead only, vampire-like, extracts the lifeblood already there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If TST is fishing for a lawsuit with Sober Faction, expect them to get a lot of attention and some money from that, but also for it to end up leading to nothing when you check back a couple years later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"Salem-Art-Gallery-Opening-and-Events\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/0*aFD_685yUIqSyG6k\" alt=\"Salem Art Gallery Opening and Events: In April, TST\u2019s International Headquarters, the Salem Art Gallery in Salem, Massachusetts, re-opened its doors to the public with no appointment necessary. The gallery houses seasonal art exhibitions, hosts ritual celebrations, black masses, weddings, book talks, lectures, and is home to the internationally-infamous eight \u00bd-foot-tall bronze statue of Baphomet. Visit here to see upcoming events and find information to plan your visit.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Salem Art Gallery Opening and&nbsp;Events<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moving on: \u201cSalem Art Gallery\u201d is the biz name of <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/@queersatanic\/what-the-hell-is-the-satanic-temple-ep-1-salem-art-gallery-4d6273962abc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">64 Bridge LLC<\/a>, a for-profit corporation owned <em>solely<\/em> by Cevin Soling. 64 Bridge LLC is officially what owns the HQ of all of The Satanic Temple\u2019s primary corporations<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Note: the Baphomet was originally crowdfunded and intended for Oklahoma before the ACLU won that case (without TST\u2019s involvement), and ever since it has largely been something people buy a ticket to come take a picture with then post to social media.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Again, we have to wonder which among the \u201cconstellation of affiliate entities\u201d in this self-described religion gets the money for that ticket-purchase transaction and how that revenue gets used. We have to wonder because this annual report certainly won\u2019t tell us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\" id=\"Closing-Comments\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-images-1.medium.com\/max\/880\/1*mDX2aU6Q-txsBgz9brSORQ.png\" alt=\"TST\u2019s efforts to advocate for the separation of church and state and to secure the religious rights of our members surely aren\u2019t  met without animosity from the greater public.\u00a0\u2026 TST will be continuing our existing efforts and advancing our campaigns, all of which will require support,  morally, socially, and financially, from the TST community in order to achieve success on the national stage.\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Closing Comments<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So for our final section, it\u2019s time to really focus on the negative space. Yes, The Satanic Temple actively lies <em>repeatedly<\/em> about verifiable facts, as we have shown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the Temple called this \u201ca report showing how your donations are being used to secure TST members\u2019 religious freedom.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We see no budget breakdown, no pie-chart or overhead breakdown; we don\u2019t see how much money Cevin Soling is paying himself in rent from his other companies, or how it works for Reason Alliance to buy billboards otherwise branded and in the voice of TST.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We see no actual legal victories to point to on examination, and nothing like the internal organizational charts TST provides that <em>do<\/em> actually help clarify somewhat how all of these various overlapping corporations with their different legal statuses but shared headquarters and owners serve different roles for TST.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-interactive=\"core\/file\" class=\"wp-block-file alignfull\"><object data-wp-bind--hidden=\"!state.hasPdfPreview\" hidden class=\"wp-block-file__embed\" data=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/TST_Organizational_Hierarchy_Structure.pdf\" type=\"application\/pdf\" style=\"width:100%;height:600px\" aria-label=\"Embed of TST_Organizational_Hierarchy_Structure.\"><\/object><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-8f25d212-2669-4dd6-aff8-4b475436bc00\" href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/TST_Organizational_Hierarchy_Structure.pdf\">TST_Organizational_Hierarchy_Structure<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/queersatanic.com-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/TST_Organizational_Hierarchy_Structure.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-8f25d212-2669-4dd6-aff8-4b475436bc00\">Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A bunch of front companies all owned by the same people is a red flag, yeah. But it\u2019s also possibly explicable, the sort of thing a responsible organization would include; for example, Planned Parenthood Federation explaining <a href=\"https:\/\/www.plannedparenthood.org\/get-involved\/other-ways-give\/donor-faq\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">what makes the Action Fund different<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We don\u2019t get some sort of itemized list about how much money has been spent on each or all (failed) lawsuits in 2021; we don\u2019t get audited financial statements or Form 990s for The Satanic Temple like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.splcenter.org\/about\/financial-information\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the Southern Poverty Law Center makes available and accessible<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We get it. Like polishing your resume for a job interview, you can expect TST to polish up their past year. But most people genuinely do not know <a href=\"https:\/\/the.satanic.wiki\/index.php?title=The_Satanic_Temple\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">how bad TST\u2019s legal track record is<\/a>, and it seems like people deserve to know how much of their money The Satanic Temple blew on their <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1469227928105865219\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">failed Belle Plaine case<\/a>, including how much worse they made it by filing a second case rather than waiting to appeal, leading to them getting sanctioned and paying for the Defendant\u2019s legal costs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In all of this, the Temple certainly doesn\u2019t tell all their donors and members about their oh-so-righteous legal battle against <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/@queersatanic\/satanic-temple-torments-its-queer-satanic-heretics-d4cbded192ba\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">four former members of the Washington State chapter<\/a>. (Hello.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You don\u2019t see anything about Lucien Greaves getting to <em>own<\/em> his famous \u201cHail Satan?\u201d antagonist Jason Rapert in the ACLU\u2019s 10 Commandments case <em>Cave v. Thurston<\/em>, which is getting to close to hitting four years of litigation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe because that\u2019s been extremely <em>expensive<\/em>, as well as in legal jargon \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/@queersatanic\/playing-a-shell-game-arkansas-says-it-needs-courts-to-untangle-satanic-temple-s-knotty-finances-f13d83e9c5ec\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">fucking embarrassing<\/a>\u201d for the Temple at every step, and something that has brought their reputation even lower with the ACLU.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">All right, we&#39;re still on this document:<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/78hRzWZPTg\">https:\/\/t.co\/78hRzWZPTg<\/a><br><br>After listing out *some* of the other cases that Doug Misicko and The Satanic Temple have been part of since 2013, we get this dropped on us <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/yqbtdAEYdu\">pic.twitter.com\/yqbtdAEYdu<\/a><\/p>&mdash; QueerSatanic is on hiatus (@QueerSatanic) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1473192623581982720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 21, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There also are the <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/@queersatanic\/devils-advocate-tst-sides-with-church-militant-d7312cd70993\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">unknown number of amicus briefs<\/a> and other legal actions like TST\u2019s three(?) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QueerSatanic\/status\/1473468179078795264\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ongoing Massachusetts Commission Against Discrimination complaints<\/a>. We only know about the amicus brief because Marc Randazza tweeted about it; we only know about the MCAD complaints because one was announced for a fundraiser and the other two showed up in an unrelated legal disclosure released as evidence for a motion by the Defense. Without having transparent disclosure about how much money is being spent, on what, and where, we have to rely on TST making unforced errors, which does happen, and people gossiping about what is worth following up on. Neither is an ideal form of transparency.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Satanic Temple is\u200a\u2014\u200awith this newsletter\u200a\u2014\u200atelling their supporters, \u201cWe need you to continue giving us time, money, and resources, and please, please do not actually look any close at what we\u2019re doing with those things.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the thing is, yeah, there\u2019s a bunch of people who will, isn\u2019t there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you learned something new from this thread or want to chip in to defray some of the costs of downloading these legal documents, please tip your writers. Alternatively, get you a sticker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We hope our case will get dismissed again soon and The Satanic Temple will be too embarrassed to re-file or appeal, but relying on TST\u2019s shame and sense of decency does not appear to ever be a worthwhile bet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gofundme.com\/f\/legal-fund-for-victims-of-satanic-temple1\"><strong>Legal Fund for Victims of Satanic Temple, organized by Leah Fishbaugh<\/strong><br><em>Former members of The Satanic Temple &#8211; Washington are being unjustly targeted during a pandemic by the International\u2026<\/em>www.gofundme.com<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gofundme.com\/f\/legal-fund-for-victims-of-satanic-temple1\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">CashApp: <a href=\"https:\/\/cash.app\/$QueerSatanists\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">$QueerSatanists<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">PayPal: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/queersatanic\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">QueerSatanic<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">Redbubble: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redbubble.com\/people\/queersatanic\/shop\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">QueerSatanic<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s take a look at how the Temple describes itself to its own supporters versus what actually happened in 2021.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[638,639,1050,1057,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-after-school-satan","category-after-school-satan-club","category-satancon","category-satanic-sober-faction","category-the-satanic-temple"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qs.gehenna.ynh.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}